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marhella the fella.
19 May 2006 @ 12:04 pm
marhella the fella.
07 March 2006 @ 05:32 pm
So I finally moved into my room upstairs from my sisters apartment. It's nice, and I finally finally FINALLY have my own bathroom and it's taken 21 long years hahaha...I love it. It's my favorite part.

I don't have any internet connection and I go downstairs to Annas to hook up, I'm debating whether or not to get a wireless adaptor but I don't know, the internet is such a damn distraction for me and I know I'll get more done if I don't have it up there. So, right now, I'm reviewing my lecture from Marketing and updating my LJ, mostly because myspace is down. HA! I never update anymore, how sad, because I love Live Journal.

I'm so excited and anxious for my trip to Boston in the begining of April. March 31st is when I fly out and I believe I return on the 8th of April. It'll be a blast because it is gonna be my first non-family trip, strictly friends and good times. YAY!! We're supposed to go to New York for a couple of days and DAMN I cannot wait for that. I need that, since I intend to move out there. Hey CHRIS if you read this, I have plans to move out to the East Coast and we can totally make out. Or not. But you can watch my stand up. It'll be grand. Seriously though, I can't wait to go to Boston, one week isn't enough (it wasn't enough when I went to Paris and it won't be enough now!) but I'll love every minute. YAY!!

Anyways, I went to Modesto this weekend, so that I could bring all my shit to my new room, and Ali and I went to Patronz and Bar and Grill and FUCK I had a blast. The dirty old Mexican douche that was hitting on me totally had rape intentions and ICK he was gross. He asked me my name and I hella laughed in his face, what a bitch I am, but still, jeez, leave me alone! Ugh, I need to pay attention to my lecture, so I'll update in another five years, BYE!!
Current Mood: fullfull
Current Music: Archive of the lecture 9 "Product Development"
marhella the fella.
25 February 2006 @ 06:19 pm
You know, when Jim Gaffigan and Dave motherfuckin Attell both tell you that you should be on stage, doing stand up comedy, THAT'S how you know.


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Current Music: Freeway traffic.
marhella the fella.
08 February 2006 @ 05:32 pm
I think I'm gonna die. I'm hella sick. I came home from work...I was there for half an hour and thought I was gonna pass out. And that's never fun. But it's terrible because it's my fourth day at work. Not a good way to start. But oh well. I could've stayed and gotten everyone sick. But yeah, no to that.

School is interesting. I like it. Such an abundance of attractive males on that campus. It's refreshing. My favorite course is my Art of Comedy class. The first project is due on the 28th of this month, and I get to do stand up. I'm super excited. I know I'll get a laugh, and it should be a great way for me to establish a friendship with my professor, which I love doing. What a slutty nerd I am.

Okay, that is all. I have nothing to update on. I thought I should just write a little SOMETHING for anyone who cares, even slightly.

Okay, have a good one.

Last Saturday:

She got something nasty in her hair. hahaha...

Current Mood: sicksick
Current Music: Fiona Apple.
marhella the fella.
29 January 2006 @ 09:51 am

Friday night I got explicitly drunk. I blacked out for the first time ever, and don't recall part of the evening. But from what I hear, I'm still pretty hilarious when I'm blacked out. Thank goodness I had Roxanne there watching over me, like the angel that she is! But yeah, apparently Ali has a crush on Jerry!! HAHHAA...I wish I was "there" to enjoy that statement slash confession. I'm glad Roxanne wasn't fucked up like me, cause she remembered EVERYTHING, and that is awesome.

I was bed ridden all day yesterday, it was sooo terrible. And then last night I "had" to go out because my coworkers were all gonna meet up at Fat Cat to "celebrate" me leaving. And guess what? Only one girl showed up! Well, with her boyfriend. But I was actually pretty happy about it, because I wasn't feeling well enough to entertain and be social. So, it worked out pretty well. Got to see some good comedy, and just kind of kick back and enjoy the show. At the end Amber and her man((who thinks I'm hot, and has told her so, which is weird)) they headed out and I headed to Patronz where Dyana and Asian Co. were at, my brother and his friends were there, and I had A LOT of fun dancing to 80's and 90's music. Funny how 90's music are becoming 'classics' and 'old school jams'...it's fuckin weird!!!

And I cut my hair, and it is sooo short. I don't know what to think. I like it and I don't like it. I do miss my fro, because I've never had such badass hair like that. But this is sooo easy to maintain.

I was gonna go to San Francisco today. Shit, my parents went at like, before 9 to take some of my shit because I said I didn't want to go early. I am SPOILED fucking rotten. They're good to me. But anyways, I don't think I'm gonna go today, because that "early mandatory orientation" is actually on TUESDAY and not MONDAY, which I had thought. And, frankly, I don't want to be in the city, ALONE, if I don't have to. So anyways, I'll be here another night. And that's good cause yesterday sucked.

Does anyone still read this??

Haha, my brother is hella vomiting from last night. EEEEEYUCK!

Love Love Love.
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marhella the fella.
18 January 2006 @ 06:46 pm
I hope it's temporary. Maybe I'm antsy? I dont know, but today at work I just wasn't all...happy? Maybe I'm just realizing that this is it for me in Modesto, which is sad because I really do love it here; but if I wanna be happy in the long run I know I have to get out of here. It's hard realizing the the place where you grew up and where your family is, well, it just isn't the place for me anymore.

Another thing that got me down was hanging out with Sandy and her friends. I was like, these people are amazingly fun. And broad. And interesting. And talented. And intellectual. And I have limited friends, which I do to myself becuase I have waaay too many trust and commitment issues. But largely because I refuse to settle for friends who are not honest, ethical human beings. But I remember thinking, it sucks because I will never have this sort of large, happy group of friends who have this extended bond. I go through friends like fucking tissue paper.

I was insanely happy when Sandy was here and I would hang out with her, and then another night hang out with Dyana and then another night hang out with Ali. I thought, I love this. I wish I had this all of the time. I realize that I have become such a loner. By choice, of course. And have become really independent. But damn, sometimes, I just need more.

I'll be back to my normal self. I'm just reflecting.
Current Mood: depresseddepressed
Current Music: System of a Down.
marhella the fella.
12 January 2006 @ 04:52 pm
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Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (b) you have no scruples and (c) you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.

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marhella the fella.
29 December 2005 @ 06:35 pm
Well, Gaffigan left me a comment on myspace today. It was touching aka funny.

And Attell responded to my comment I left on his page. He wants me ((as do all comedians, male and female)).

Awww, what a good day. This is all due to the fact that I called sick into work today. I love stand up. (=
Current Mood: sicksick
marhella the fella.
26 December 2005 @ 11:24 pm
I hella want to update, but I have nothing that I really want to write about. That's not true, I want to write about everything, but I'm just sleepy. So why the fuck am I even updating? This totally doesn't make sense.

Boys are a tricky breed, are they not? ...That's all I'll say about that.

Oh Ms. Cruz, I hope we figure everything out JUST in time to make it work perfectly.

My goodness, I have so much I want to say but just don't want to record it all. That's the point of this, is it not? I don't know what is going on in my head right now, I can't tell if I'm sad or disappointed or just tired. Hopefully the latter of the three. But you never know.

The first person to leave me a comment gets to make out with me or my distant cousin who I've never met and has no top teeth and just lost most limbs in a freak shoveling slash windbreaker accident. My choice depending on who it is.
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marhella the fella.
20 December 2005 @ 06:14 pm
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